502 - Celebrating 250 Years: A Very Special Episode
7/4/20261 hr 4 min
Tim celebrates this 4th of July by painting a perfect picture of the grotesque beauty that is America: A land of opportunity at the expense of sanity, 250 years and counting… from Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's ridiculous wedding to New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani telling people to set their thermostats to 78 degrees, it's the America we deserve.
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Transcript preview
First 90 secondsSpeaker 10:00
[crowd cheering] It's called soccer.
Tim Dillon· Host0:02
It's called fútbol.
Speaker 10:04
Uh, soccer.
Tim Dillon· Host0:05
Fútbol.
Speaker 10:06
Domino's best deal ever lets you get any pizza, including stuffed crust, with any toppings for 9.99. [fork clanks] Okay, we can agree on that.
Tim Dillon· Host0:16
Yeah, fully.
Speaker 10:17
So, pineapple?
Tim Dillon· Host0:18
Don't ruin it.
Speaker 10:19
Get any pizza, including stuffed crust with any toppings for 9.99. Finally, something everyone can get behind.
Tim Dillon· Host0:25
And if the rest disagree, that's between them and Domino's, which means the only thing left to fight over is who's ordering.
Sherri Harris0:31
Dom- m- inos.
Speaker 10:33
Prices higher for some locations. Excludes XL and specialty pizzas. Select this offer from 6/15 to 7/26. Online only. Size availability varies by crust type. Max seven toppings. Six for pan and New York style crust. Minimum purchase required for delivery. Prices, participation, delivery area, and charges may vary.
Tim Dillon· Host0:47
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon. Happy Fourth of July. It is America's birthday. I think it's 250 years that we've been doing this thing, and we're still doing it, and if you say nothing else, that's something. It is. We're still doing it. Are we going strong? Who's to say? But we're still doing it. People are still into it, and it's the feeling of like when you're a, when you're young in, uh,