5 Star Review
6/12/202617 min
Somewhere in Peru, 1,100 feet above the sea, a handsome masseuse in Peru offered our brave, queer woman weed, sensual massage and “yoni massage.”
Seems sketchy, but he got lots of good reviews on Google.
After this show comes out we expect an uptick of tourism to Peru…
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Dan Savage· Host0:41
Welcome to After Action Report, where I am continually shocked by the horniness, courage, and adventurousness of my listeners. Meet Hazel, who had an unexpected sexual adventure in Peru. Hey, Hazel. Welcome to the show.
Hazel· Guest0:56
Hi. How's it going, Dan?
Dan Savage· Host0:59
It's going really great. Uh, day's gotten even better now that you're here and I get to hang with you for a little bit. [laughs] So before we get to what you did, the new thing you tried that you wanted to talk with us about, tell us a little bit about who you are.
Hazel· Guest1:10
Yeah, definitely. Um, well, I'm in my late 20s. I work as a compounding technician at a pharmacy. I like to make art. Um, I live in the Pacific Northwest. I'm queer. And yeah, I think that's all you guys need to know for now.
Dan Savage· Host1:27
Okay. That's enough. That's a lot. [laughs] A compounding