499 - Iran Forever, Belfast Riots, & College Commencement
6/13/20261 hr 20 min
Tim discusses vice president JD Vance saying the Iran War would be “history” in a year, Knicks fans assaulting Spurs fans in the NBA Finals, rioting in Belfast after a migrant knife attack, Noah Baumbach’s awful college commencement speech, and Bari Weiss continuing to destroy news media.
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Tim Dillon· Host0:46
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. J.D. Vance says war is done in a year. How cool is that? One more year. We've been a little skeptical here of, uh, the Vice President J.D. Vance, but, uh, I think it's fair. One more year of a war that no one wanted that we seem to be losing sounds like a good deal. I mean, another 12 calendar months of humiliation on the global stage with economic ramifications for all seems fair. It can end tomorrow. Another year