495 - Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies
5/9/20261 hr 15 min
Tim discusses his Netflix Is A Joke show, the end of Mark Zuckerberg's Meta, how the platform ruined Boomer's lives, babies addicted to iPads, & the global fear of a Hantavirus outbreak from a cruise ship.
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Tim Dillon· Host0:12
[electronic tone] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Tim Dillon Show. Thank you all for coming out to my show, uh, at the Netflix Is A Joke Festival in Los Angeles at the Wiltern Theatre, where I interviewed the cast of Selling Sunset, uh, dressed as John Wayne Gacy, and it was a great moment for everyone. It was fun. It was a fun show. The women from the show, um, didn't speak that much, and Jason Oppenheim, who owns the brokerage, to his credit, tried to answer some of the questions. Um, and I like him. At one point, I said, "Are your clients worried about security?" And he said, "Yes." He goes, "In fact, the other day I went to go to a house and they wouldn't even let me in because that's how secure it was." And I went, "They, they wouldn't let you in?" And he goes, "No, well, they let me in." I was like, "Oh, so you just, you lied. You just, you made that up." And he laughed. He goes, "Yeah." [laughs] And that's what, that's what a good real estate agent does. A good real estate agent is a liar.