494 - Alien Invasion & Trapped Trump
5/3/20261 hr 8 min
Tim discusses the sudden push by the US government to release UFO files, Trump being stuck in the Iran conflict with no easy way out, the assassination attempt at the White House correspondents dinner, and Erika Kirk’s unique style of grieving.
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First 90 secondsJake Rez0:00
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Tim Dillon· Host0:53
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. I am sorry we are late. We are never late. We are a day late because we have traveled to Los Angeles. We are doing the Netflix Is a Joke comedy festival, which is really a good festival. I don't know if you've heard about this, but Netflix has taken over the entire city of Los Angeles, and what I like about this particular festival is they don't have any passes. So usually you'd buy a pass and you'd get into a bunch of shows, but this one you have to, um, buy each show individually. Um, a- and I like