455: The Grocery Store Baseball Theory
6/3/202643 min
Why can you see the outline of the full moon during a crescent moon? What do I do with a surplus of basil plants? How do I make amends with my mom? How do light particles not bump into each other and mess up their trajectories? Are Hank and John aware of how American they are? What do I do with my tongue at the dentist? …Hank and John Green have answers!
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[upbeat music] You're listening to a Complexly podcast. [upbeat music] Hello, and welcome to Dear Hank and John. Or, as I prefer to think of it, Dear John and Hank. It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you dubious advice, and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon. John- Yeah ... what is the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? What is that? A tire. Ah, yes, on two levels. Two different ways. It's funny twice. It's funny in two different ways. It's not funny in either way very- [laughs] ... but it is funny in two ways some. And that makes it funny very by being, it multiplies. Yes. Well, Hank and I- Yes ... are starting the podcast late today because we have been talking about my book- It's true ... Hollywood Ending, which Hank read. Finally. I did. [laughs] I d- you know, uh, I, I went up to, to a, at, like a nice little spot, and I just- Yeah ... sat down with it, and man, it freaking took over my brain. What Mom said is she was like, "It's the most surprising John Green book I've ever read." Hmm. She didn't say that to me. [laughs] But that's nice. Um- Like, plot-wise surprising, or what? I think that she was very surprised by, uh ... I w- well,