447: Everything Is Over
4/8/202648 min
What do you do with a check once it’s deposited? How does Vitamin D work? When someone compliments my necklace, is there a concise way of saying it’s cremation jewelry and contains the ashes of my grandpas (plural)? What should I do in my free time? How do glow in the dark stickers work? What’s up with teeth? …Hank and John Green have answers!
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First 90 secondsHank Green· Host0:00
[upbeat music] You're listening to a Complexly podcast. [upbeat music] Hello, and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
John Green· Host0:12
Or as I prefer to think of it, Dear John and Hank.
Hank Green· Host0:14
Is a podcast where two brothers try to answer your questions, give you the best advice, and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon. John.
John Green· Host0:22
Yep.
Hank Green· Host0:22
When, when Buzz Aldrin walked on the moon, he said, "I, uh, Buzz Aldrin, first man to walk on the moon. Kneel before me."
John Green· Host0:31
[laughs] Well, second man to walk on the moon. [laughs] Kneel before me.
Hank Green· Host0:36
Well, he was... Yeah. But yeah, just the first, aside from kneel before me.
John Green· Host0:39
Uh, I think I don't like to workshop your jokes, but- I'll workshop it. [laughs] ... I think that it's got-- I think it's two revisions away from being a really good dad joke.
Hank Green· Host0:47
It's there. It's almost there. Okay.
John Green· Host0:48
Speaking of revisions, I am deep, deep in edits for Hollywood Ending, my new novel that comes out September 22nd, and I do not have time to make this podcast, but I'm going to, out of respect for you and our listeners, and especially, uh, out of respect for one particular listener, uh, who I wanna mention here at the top of the podcast. You know, Hank, we have a top, top podcast for teens, top podcast for elderly people, of course, a- Mm-hmm ... hit exercise podcast and a hit sleep podcast. But did you know- [laughs] ... that we have a hit migraine podcast according to Tiffany- Mm ... who writes, "Dear John and Hank, Since y'all have been discussing the different types of hit podcasts you are, I wanted to let you know that you're my migraine podcast. Treating my migraines usually involves lying