439: Division I Saint

Hank Green· Host0:00

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John Green· Host0:04

[bubble pop] ... Hank, we're doing something a little unusual today. We're dedicating this episode, uh, to a longtime listener and nerd fighter named Brayden, who died of cancer a few weeks ago. A, a lovely young man, by all accounts, and a listener to this podcast, and we just wanted to say, uh, to his family that we're thinking of you, and so we wanted to dedicate this episode of the podcast to him. We apologize in advance for how dubious our advice is- Mm ... and how bad the podcast is, but apparently Brayden found a way to enjoy it anyway. Brayden liked it anyway. That's right. Which is a real testament to his perseverance, and also to all of our listeners, [laughing] uh, for dealing with this subpar crap. Indeed. [upbeat music] Hello, and welcome to Dear Hank & John. Or as I prefer to think of it, Dear John & Hank. It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you dubious advice, and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon. John, why can't you eat fried condor? Because of the rarity of it, I assume? Yeah, that's not legal tenders. Oh. Yep. Maybe, maybe... Well, maybe, maybe, uh, why can't you buy something with a fried condor? [laughing] 'Cause it's not legal tenders. Is that better? We're working it out, everybody. Welcome to the show! [laughing] Yeah. I really, I slept terribly last night. I'm telling- I can tell from your low-quality, low-energy introduction that you didn't