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Dear Hank & John

436: The Kelce Green Brother Bowl Brawl

1/7/202637 min

Can one physically de-escalate? Are my hands actually colder than other parts of my body? Why can I see my veins so well? What would the internet look like if it was a 3D space? How do I know if I’m doing enough for my students? What would it feel like to be hit by a gravitational wave? How do we know the distance between the Earth and the Sun? Do squirrels get bored? …Hank and John Green have answers!

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Clips

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Cold Is In Your Mind

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Hank Green· Host0:01

    You're listening to a Complexly podcast. Hello, and welcome to Dear Hank & John.

  2. John Green· Host0:12

    Or as I prefer to think of it, Dear John & Hank.

  3. Hank Green· Host0:15

    It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you the best advice, and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon. John?

  4. John Green· Host0:22

    Yeah?

  5. Hank Green· Host0:22

    Do you know how you charge a plug-in Handra Accord?

  6. John Green· Host0:26

    Handra Accord?

  7. Hank Green· Host0:28

    Did I say Handra?

  8. John Green· Host0:29

    Yeah, I think so.

  9. Hank Green· Host0:30

    Well, do you know how to charge a plug-in Honda Accord?

  10. John Green· Host0:32

    How?

  11. Hank Green· Host0:33

    Accord.

  12. John Green· Host0:34

    Ugh. (laughs) It just smacks of the kind of laziness that we can no longer afford, Hank.

  13. Hank Green· Host0:39

    A Honda Accord?

  14. John Green· Host0:40

    We can't afford that kind of righting of laziness.

  15. Hank Green· Host0:45

    Honda Accord.

  16. John Green· Host0:45

    Because Hank and I have just found out something shocking.

  17. Hank Green· Host0:48

    We have. We have. (laughs) I was t- I was telling Catherine about it last night. I was like... (laughs) We have been under the impression...

  18. John Green· Host0:56

    Yeah.

  19. Hank Green· Host0:56

    And a completely understandable one, and with no, with no worry about this, but we have been under the impression that Dear Hank & John has been shrinking in viewership for a number of years.

  20. John Green· Host1:07

    Not just shrinking, to be fair.

  21. Hank Green· Host1:09

    Yeah.

  22. John Green· Host1:09

    We have been under the impression that we essentially make this podcast for ourselves and eight to 10 passionate letter writers.

  23. Hank Green· Host1:16

    (laughs) We, we definitely know that there's a lot of people who write letters.

  24. John Green· Host1:19

    Yeah.

  25. Hank Green· Host1:19

    So we know, we know that it's an... It's not a tiny group of people. But what we had, we had thought that we were once a podcast that had like maybe 150,000 downloads.

  26. John Green· Host1:29

    Yeah.

  27. Hank Green· Host1:29

    And now we were a podcast

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