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#3418 The Valley S3E12 Part One: Everyone Scwartzapa-loses

6/18/202659 min

This is part 1 of a 2-parter

The Valley heads to the most depressing Mexico vacation this channel has ever taken and that’s saying something. Kristen is miserable, Luke whines and cries the whole time, Jessie‘s credit card gets declined until his sugar mama shows up, Schwartz’ birthday is rained out, and Britney tries to cover everybody in her sporkle. Oh well, at least Zach got a facial for his butt. 

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First 90 seconds
  1. Speaker 10:00

    [singing] Watch what happens. Watch what happens. Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens? That's so true. Watch what happens. Watch what happens. Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens?

  2. Ronnie Karam· Host0:19

    Well, hello, and welcome to Watch What Crappens. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben. Hello, Benoni tunes.

  3. Ben Mandelker· Host0:27

    Hi, Ronnie. How's it going?

  4. Ronnie Karam· Host0:28

    Good. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the show. Uh, today is The Valley day. Hope you're excited. We are, for sure. Um, it's the end of our week here. We've had a really fun week. End of Summer House, part 20 of the aftermath or whatever they were doing.

  5. Ben Mandelker· Host0:47

    Mm-hmm.

  6. Ronnie Karam· Host0:48

    And that was really fun. If you want this on video, go to our Patreon, patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. You get all our episodes on video. You get bonus episodes. Uh, this week, I think, is Orange... What are we doing this week? Orange County or Love Island? What do you wanna do?

  7. Ben Mandelker· Host1:02

    I don't know what we're doing, to be honest.

  8. Ronnie Karam· Host1:03

    Decide right now.

  9. Ben Mandelker· Host1:04

    We haven't- You have to decide right now ... we haven't crossed that, we haven't crossed that bridge. Maybe, can we just do one last Love Island before we do a, an Orange County preview? I think I, I have things in my chest- Okay ... that I think I wanna air. And then we can... 'Cause we're, we've decided we're not gonna fully follow Love Island on our bony anymore because I love Love Island, but this season's a little low wattage. So, and, a- and the episodes are longer than usual, I feel

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