#3385 The Valley S3E09 Part Two: Let Me Get This Off My Chest
5/28/202647 min
This is part 2 of a 2-part recap
Brittany goes under the knife for a breast reduction on The Valley while Michelle tries to cut off a few hundred pounds of man baby attached to her. Plus, Lala and others flag Danny’s worrisome behavior to Nia, and she appreciates their concern. Just kidding! She shuts down the convo and accuses other people of being drunkards too. Doesn’t help that Jasmine actively gets drunk during the confrontation. RIP to Jason’s knee. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 0· Soundbite0:00
Crab. Crab. Crab. Crab. Crab. Crab. Evans. Watch what happens. Watch what happens. Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens? That's so good. Watch what happens. Oh, my new nose bleeds. Watch what happens. Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens?
Ben Mandelker· Host0:19
Hello, and welcome to Watch What Crap Happens!, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap.
Ronnie Karam· Host0:33
So then, um- That's nice ... Brittany is setting up girls' night, and, uh, she's like, "Girls night. Sparkle." [laughs] Lala comes, and, um, Lala's like, "What the fuck?" She's like, "Girl, we are doing a crab boil. Woop woop."
Speaker 0· Soundbite0:49
[laughs] Yeah, it's bicycle. I'm doing a whole transformation. I'm having a tummy tuck. I'm getting breast implants. I'm getting crab claws added to me. That's why we got this. I'm gonna collect all the claws afterwards and bring them to the doctor. I just wanna have them on my back. They'll be, like, rattling around. It'll be fun.
Ronnie Karam· Host1:06
I'm gonna have cla- crab claw ears.
Speaker 0· Soundbite1:09
It's gonna be so good. [laughs] I might want these shells. I'll be like, "Hello, I'm a crab."
Ronnie Karam· Host1:14
I'm getting a tummy tuck. I'm getting breast implants taken out. I'm getting smaller ones back, back in. I'm getting a lobster tail put on my tailbone. I'm getting 360 lipo. [laughs] Y'all won't even be able to keep clothes on me.
Ben Mandelker· Host1:26
[laughs] Uh, so