334 - Hamish's Responsible Swearing
6/3/202643 min
With Golden Day complete, the boys turn their attention to planning their game show, 'The Price Is Correct'. Hamish shares how he's been teaching his kids about the limits of swearing and how to use swear words responsibly. Andy reveals a lie he told his ear doctor, Julie, and gives her a call to see if she really believed him. Plus, a mid-year round of 'Tell Us Someone'.
1. The Price is Correct
2. Parenting Update: Swearing Edition
3. Tell Us Someone We Haven’t Thought of in a While
4. Andy Lying to His Doctor
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Transcript preview
First 90 secondsJulie· Guest0:00
[upbeat music] A listener production.
Speaker 20:04
[dial up modem] Activate your internet, 'cause the Hamish & Andy Podcast starts in three, two... Sorry, still buffering. One.
Andy Lee· Host0:21
[upbeat music] Ahoy to me horns wogglers. [laughs] Hamish.
Hamish Blake· Host0:27
Good evening [clears throat] or morning, depending on how fast you downloaded the podcast.
Andy Lee· Host0:33
Mm.
Hamish Blake· Host0:34
Feels... I don't think it's in the Harry Potter universe, which would give Jack a very big advantage. Could be, but it could also be in the Roald Dahl universe.
Andy Lee· Host0:42
Ahoy to me snozzwangers.
Hamish Blake· Host0:45
It's Roald Dahl.
Andy Lee· Host0:46
It sounds Roald Dahl.
Hamish Blake· Host0:47
I think it's the- Ahoy ... I think it's, like, The BFG or something. Is it- Gosh ... something like this?
Andy Lee· Host0:51
Very good.
Hamish Blake· Host0:52
It's Roald Dahl.
Andy Lee· Host0:52
You- you're really close.
Hamish Blake· Host0:53
Charlie and the Chocolate... No.
Andy Lee· Host0:54
Uh, ahoy to me wangdoodles. Me.
Hamish Blake· Host0:57
It's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?
Andy Lee· Host0:59
He's got it.
Hamish Blake· Host0:59
Yes.
Andy Lee· Host1:00
It's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Hamish Blake· Host1:01
It's- it's- And what is it? It's Willy Wonka's, like, animals. Or is it from Umpa Lumpa? Wow.
Andy Lee· Host1:06
Wow.
Hamish Blake· Host1:07
Wow.
Andy Lee· Host1:07
Well done.
Hamish Blake· Host1:08
Wow.
Andy Lee· Host1:08
It is The Monsters of Lumpaland.
Hamish Blake· Host1:10
There you go.
Andy Lee· Host1:11
The three main- Part of the legend [laughs] ... monsters.
Hamish Blake· Host1:14
Yeah.
Andy Lee· Host1:14
Are the Hornswogglers, are sneaky, troublesome creatures.
Hamish Blake· Host1:17
Yeah.
Andy Lee· Host1:17
That's you, Ham.
Hamish Blake· Host1:18
That's me.
Andy Lee· Host1:18
The Snozzwangers, uh [laughs]- They sound like- They do ...
Hamish Blake· Host1:22
a rejected IPL team. [laughs] [laughs] It's the- They're the- It's the New Delhi Snozzwangers.
Andy Lee· Host1:29
That's