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Hamish & Andy

333 - Chipping for Approval

5/27/202648 min

Andy and his groomsmen (and Jack) gather to film the sacred “Chipping of the Rings” wedding rehearsal - a full-scale simulation designed to win Bec’s approval for the wedding. Bec delivers her final verdict. Plus, an update on Hame’s Hives and another instalment of The Lady of Stain!

1. Horgs Chips the Wedding Ring & Bec’s Reaction 
2. Lady of Stain 
3. Hame’s Hives Verbal Agreement

Clips

Chip Hits ‘Bride’s’ Shin
“No Pros, Many Cons”
Bought 200 Bee Hives
World’s Highest Hive Ambition
‘No One Is Chipping!’

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Kate0:00

    [upbeat music] A listener production.

  2. Andy Lee· Host0:04

    [dial up modem] Activate your internet 'cause the Hamish and Andy podcast starts in three, two... Sorry, still buffering. One.

  3. Jack Post· Host0:21

    [upbeat music] Ahoy to my pediculus humanus capitis. [laughs] Oh, you did all three at once.

  4. Hamish Blake· Host0:29

    No.

  5. Jack Post· Host0:29

    No? That's just one?

  6. Hamish Blake· Host0:31

    How dare you reference my humanus. [laughs] [laughs] It's actually pronounced huge-us.

  7. Jack Post· Host0:37

    [laughs] [laughs] No, ahoy to my pediculus humanus humanus. That's Jack.

  8. Hamish Blake· Host0:43

    Doubled humanus, great.

  9. Jack Post· Host0:45

    Yeah. And I'm- You came in the humanus ... am the thirus pubis Well, I mean, we're all, I think we're all hanging around the huge anus. [laughs] [laughs] Are we in the pelvis?

  10. Hamish Blake· Host0:57

    You were saying we're like- No ... tendons or bones or something around the pelvis.

  11. Jack Post· Host1:00

    No, I would say having... Jack probably hasn't encountered this yet, but you having young kids would've encountered at some point- Oh, a vasectomy ... no.

  12. Andy Lee· Host1:10

    Like, where, where the tubes.

  13. Jack Post· Host1:12

    No, no. The kids have it.

  14. Hamish Blake· Host1:14

    Good typo.

  15. Jack Post· Host1:14

    The kids have it.

  16. Andy Lee· Host1:15

    [laughs] The kids have it.

  17. Jack Post· Host1:16

    The kids have it.

  18. Hamish Blake· Host1:16

    Don't give kids vasectomies.

  19. Jack Post· Host1:16

    Pediculus humanus humanus.

  20. Hamish Blake· Host1:17

    Unless they've been very naughty. [laughs] [laughs] You threaten it, but you never follow through.

  21. Jack Post· Host1:22

    [laughs] No, you never follow through. Pediculus humanus capitis.

  22. Hamish Blake· Host1:26

    Kids have it.

  23. Jack Post· Host1:27

    Capitis.

  24. Andy Lee· Host1:28

    Yeah.

  25. Hamish Blake· Host1:29

    Yeah, right.

  26. Jack Post· Host1:29

    Kind

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