330 - Hamish’s Meme Misfire
5/6/202644 min
The boys come up with a plan to show Bec an elegant, dignified way to sneak a respectful nod to golf into her and Andy’s wedding. Darcy is completely blindsided by the first “Darcy Under the Microscope” of the year, and Hamish shares the one meme category that doesn’t land with his wife, Zoë - online or offline. Meanwhile, Jack turns to Andy for help navigating the awkward return of a drum kit he borrowed from Hamish.
1. Horgs Chats Golf at the Wedding
2. Darcy Under the Microscope
3. Hamish's DMs with Zoë
4. How to Return The Drums to Sydney
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First 90 secondsJack Post· Co-host0:00
[upbeat music] A listener production.
Speaker 10:04
[dial up modem] Activate your internet, 'cause the Hamish and Andy podcast starts in three, two... Sorry, still buffering. One.
Andy Lee· Host0:21
[upbeat music] Ahoy to me, perimetrium.
Hamish Blake· Host0:25
Hmm.
Andy Lee· Host0:26
Hamish.
Hamish Blake· Host0:27
Just before the metrium, huh?
Andy Lee· Host0:29
[laughs] Yes.
Hamish Blake· Host0:30
[laughs] Okay.
Andy Lee· Host0:31
Ahoy to me myometrium. Jack.
Hamish Blake· Host0:34
Yeah.
Andy Lee· Host0:34
We're inside the body somewhere.
Hamish Blake· Host0:37
Yes.
Andy Lee· Host0:38
Yeah.
Hamish Blake· Host0:39
I think.
Andy Lee· Host0:40
But where, Jack? It's in our tiny, shrunk down submarine- [laughs] ... that we're touring the body in. [laughs] It's such a big place. [laughs] Well, maybe where Andy is driving we'll discover where we are.
Hamish Blake· Host0:49
I think this would probably be the one. This is the part that I was like, "Oh, I recognize this." The other two I didn't know. Endometrium I am.
Andy Lee· Host0:57
Oh, are we in the womb?
Hamish Blake· Host0:59
We are in the womb.
Andy Lee· Host1:00
In the reproductive system.
Hamish Blake· Host1:02
Well done.
Andy Lee· Host1:03
Yes we are.
Hamish Blake· Host1:04
You are the outermost- What are we doing in there?
Andy Lee· Host1:05
[laughs] [laughs] No one asked us to go in there. [laughs] We're only there for science.
Hamish Blake· Host1:10
All right, you are the outermost layer, Ham.
Andy Lee· Host1:12
Yep.
Hamish Blake· Host1:12
Uh, Jack is the middle layer.
Andy Lee· Host1:14
Ah, the thickest layer. And I am the innermost layer, the mucus membrane. Uh, but together you and I are hugging Jack, uh, and making sure that no one can get to him.
Hamish Blake· Host1:23
We sure are.
Andy Lee· Host1:24
Mm.
Hamish Blake· Host1:25
And while, I mean, yeah, just for, for three guys- [laughs] ... to assume the role