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Hamish & Andy

322 - The Bee Farm Re-Pitch

3/11/202642 min

Before making their final decision on what to do with the People’s Bitcoin, Hamish re-pitches his plan to purchase a bee farm. Andy plays a fun guessing game with the boys involving Siri. Hamish and Jack set Andy’s wedding planning challenges. Plus, Andy reveals his lawyer’s response to Hamish’s suggestion of sending out a 5-star health rating for Dimmies & Tinnies.

1. Bitcoin Ideas - The Price Is Correct 
2. Andy’s Wedding Challenge 
3. Siri Name Game 
4. Health Star Penalties

Clips

Andy Confirms Wedding Timeline
Bitcoin To Bees Pitch
Beekeeper’s Reality Check
Hamish’s Game Show Giveaway
Lawyer Destroys Five-Star Stunt
Pre-Wedding Nerves And Magic
Siri Calls ‘The Weasel’

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Speaker 10:00

    [upbeat music] A listener production.

  2. Andy Lee· Host0:04

    [phone dialing] Activate your internet [upbeat music] 'cause the Hamish and Andy podcast starts in three, two... Sorry, still buffering. One.

  3. Hamish Blake· Host0:21

    Ahoy to me, Cuttlefish, Hamish.

  4. Jack Post· Co-host0:26

    Hello. Uh, cuttle with a T or cuttlefish?

  5. Hamish Blake· Host0:29

    Mm.

  6. Jack Post· Co-host0:30

    Are we fictional fish that- No, cuttle with a T. Yeah, yeah. Great.

  7. Hamish Blake· Host0:33

    Yes.

  8. Jack Post· Co-host0:33

    I think we're invertebrates, but keep going.

  9. Hamish Blake· Host0:36

    Ahoy to me squid. We're things in the sea.

  10. Jack Post· Co-host0:39

    [laughs] I think, I think we're invertebrates.

  11. Hamish Blake· Host0:40

    No.

  12. Jack Post· Co-host0:41

    I think we're things without spines.

  13. Hamish Blake· Host0:42

    It's... That, that would qualify- Yep ... but it's not it.

  14. Jack Post· Co-host0:46

    Are we members of... Is there a... I don't watch, um... I haven't seen lots of SpongeBob SquarePants.

  15. Hamish Blake· Host0:54

    [laughs] No.

  16. Jack Post· Co-host0:54

    But are we members of- No, I'm an octopus ... that?

  17. Hamish Blake· Host0:57

    Yeah. You're- You're an octopus and he's a squid. Yeah.

  18. Jack Post· Co-host0:59

    Mm-hmm.

  19. Hamish Blake· Host0:59

    And you're a cuttlefish.

  20. Jack Post· Co-host1:00

    Are we things with- Which one is the cuttlefish? It's tough to...

  21. Hamish Blake· Host1:05

    Yeah.

  22. Jack Post· Co-host1:05

    I think we all know the bone or the cartilage that you see on the beach.

  23. Hamish Blake· Host1:08

    Mm.

  24. Andy Lee· Host1:09

    Mm.

  25. Jack Post· Co-host1:09

    Has it something to do with a sharp nose or something?

  26. Hamish Blake· Host1:11

    Hmm.

  27. Jack Post· Co-host1:11

    'Cause I think they all have beaks. Do they have beaks?

  28. Hamish Blake· Host1:13

    Multiple, multiple brains?

  29. Jack Post· Co-host1:15

    Or Jack's root voice.

  30. Hamish Blake· Host1:16

    Something like that. Brains in their tentacles.

  31. Jack Post· Co-host1:18

    We've got- [laughs] [laughs] It's- Colder ...

  32. Hamish Blake· Host1:22

    three hearts.

  33. Andy Lee· Host1:23

    Oh.

  34. Jack Post· Co-host1:24

    We've all got three.

  35. Hamish Blake· Host1:25

    We've all got three hearts.

  36. Jack Post· Co-host1:25

    And nine hearts beat as one in here.

  37. Hamish Blake· Host1:27

    Yes, exactly. Go ahead and break one. Who cares?

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