278 - How to Solve a Murder
11/15/202529 min
You’re well on your way to becoming an amateur homicide investigator.
Weather: "Camelot" by Dessa
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
Episode transcripts
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Music: Disparition
Logo: Rob Wilson
Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams
Narrated by Cecil Baldwi...
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First 90 secondsCecil Baldwin· Host0:05
Hey, Night Vale. It is Jeffrey Cranor speaking to you from April of 2026 with a couple of cool things coming up. First off, we're going to be in Europe touring our newest Night Vale live show, Murder Night in Blood Forest. We're going to be in Edinburgh, UK on May 27th. We'll be in Manchester on the 28th. We will be in London on May 29th, and we will be in Amsterdam on May the 30th. You can get tickets for these shows at welcometonightvale.com/live, and hopefully we'll have more shows coming up later this year. Who knows? Just get on our newsletter. Go to welcometonightvale.com, sign up for our newsletter. We will send you emails twice a month to let you know all of the news that you need to know about Welcome to Night Vale. One of the big news things to tell you right now is, is that our other hit podcast, Alice Isn't Dead, is coming back on April the 13th, written by Joseph Fink, uh, produced by Disparition, and starring Jessica Nicole. More episodes of Alice Isn't Dead return on April the 13th, so make sure you are still subscribed to that podcast. Finally, do you want some cool Night Vale merch? Go to welcometonightvale.com, click on store, and we have all kinds of cool T-shirts, things for the summer, tank tops, beach towels. Um, and if you like coffee mugs, if you want calendars, if you want backpacks, all kinds of cool stuff there. So check out welcometonightvale.com and click on store. Click on live if you wanna see our live shows. We will see