272: Squirm Happens Ft. Sarah Sherman
6/11/20261 hr 12 min
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Sarah Sherman! Sarah knows a thing or two about squirm inducing experiences, so she's the perfect co-host to tackle these unique stories. Like a boyfriend who wants to close the open relationship after unsatisfactory results, someone who can't figure out why her boyfriend wants to feed her, someone who accidentally purchased ashes and then sold the urn, a guy who asked his friend's mom out.. and more! Can't wait to hear your thoughts on these ones. Checkout Sarah's Special & Content: https://www.hbomax.com/movies/sarah-squirm-live-in-the-flesh/5d79e162-5a0a-4177-9021-79bac1836b07 https://www.instagram.com/sarahsquirm/?hl=en Partners: Credit Karma: Download Credit Karma today and get the credit you deserve. State Farm: This episode is sponsored by State Farm. A State Farm agent can help you choose the coverage you need. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. Patreon BONUS Content including FREE stories: https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes NEW MERCH: https://shop.twohottakes.com WRITE IN TO US!! Our SubReddit! https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/ Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes Index: 00:00 -- Start 05:17 -- Story 1 AITA for not removing my doormat because it scares my neighbor’s kid? 13:56 -- Story 2 AITA for ending things and ghosting after finding out she lied about her husband being dead? 23:58 -- Story 3 Fiancé (27m) wanted to try an open relationships, not my first choice but I agreed. Now he's throwing a tantrum that my "bodycount" is 20x his and wants to add rules... 31:14 -- Story 4 I bought a box at goodwill for $5 and i need some advice on a situation that has developed 37:29 -- Story 5 My boyfriend loves to feed me my meals everyday 53:02 -- Story 6 I (25f) have a secret kink that I haven’t told my partner (27m) about 1:01:18 -- Story 7 TIFU by asking my friend's mum out Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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First 90 secondsMorgan Absher· Host0:00
Here we go.
Sarah Sherman· Guest0:00
[laughs] Here we go.
Morgan Absher· Host0:01
We're rolling. Is this the first time you've gotten into Reddit?
Sarah Sherman· Guest0:04
I have been on Reddit for things.
Morgan Absher· Host0:08
Oh.
Sarah Sherman· Guest0:09
I have been on Reddit for things.
Morgan Absher· Host0:11
For, for things.
Sarah Sherman· Guest0:12
It, it's like, it's like nowhere else will tell you, like, "Is this water actually better than the other waters?"
Morgan Absher· Host0:18
Mm.
Sarah Sherman· Guest0:19
You know what I mean?
Morgan Absher· Host0:20
Yeah.
Sarah Sherman· Guest0:20
When everybody... You're like, "Well, why am I paying an extra dollar for this water?" [laughs] Or I'm like, "Is this vitamin not... Is this a made-up vitamin?" Like- I feel like they all are. Yeah.
Morgan Absher· Host0:31
[laughs] Well, and then I learned, I'm like, a multivitamin doesn't work 'cause you're supposed to take them, like- 'Cause you're peeing it out or something? Well, there's something weird where it's like you have to take iron first, but if you take calcium before iron, then your body won't ab- See ... absorb the i- the iron. It's like- But that, is that even true? I'm not a scientist.
Sarah Sherman· Guest0:46
Right. Un- oh, shoot.
Morgan Absher· Host0:48
[laughs] [laughs] Don't have that in the cards.
Sarah Sherman· Guest0:51
I'll go on Reddit for, like, um... I, I like all the, like, oh, you know, do sugar-free gummy bears make you, like, shit your pants, kinda thing.
Morgan Absher· Host1:00
They do.
Sarah Sherman· Guest1:01
They do.
Morgan Absher· Host1:02
They absolutely do.
Sarah Sherman· Guest1:03
A- and, and, um, sugar-free Life Savers apparently.
Morgan Absher· Host1:07
Uh, yeah. I haven't gotten down that rabbit hole.
Sarah Sherman· Guest1:09
Well, I've been down that rabbit hole.
Morgan Absher· Host1:10
There you go.
Sarah Sherman· Guest1:11
So I guess it's more, like, um, product reviews, like class action lawsuit. Like- Ah ... what are we, like, banding together against?
Morgan Absher· Host1:20
Well, you have some fans on Reddit.
Sarah Sherman· Guest1:22
I do.
Morgan Absher· Host1:23
You do. You have- I would assume...
Sarah Sherman· Guest1:25
Well, no, I don't wanna- No, no, no. I don't wanna infuriate a Reddit