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Two Hot Takes

271: Mind Your Business Ft. Hannah Berner

6/4/20261 hr 41 min

Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Hannah Berner of Giggly Squad! Hannah is back and helping us determining if the people in these stories should have minded their business or not. Like do you tell your DIL she's wrong about the earth being flat? Do you change your outfit because your ex told you to? Or what do you do when your husband's mistress is stalking you?! Speaking of business get ready for her new special on Hulu -- None of my Business!! Can't wait to hear your thoughts on these ones. Checkout Hannah's Special & Content: https://www.hulu.com/movie/hannah-berner-none-of-my-business-dcf075e6-79ce-4cbe-b6a4-153f0970fa88 https://www.instagram.com/HANNAHBERNER/ Partners: Credit Karma: Download Credit Karma today and get the credit you deserve. State Farm: This episode is sponsored by State Farm. A State Farm agent can help you choose the coverage you need. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. Patreon BONUS Content including FREE stories: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ NEW MERCH:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shop.twohottakes.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ WRITE IN TO US!! Our SubReddit! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Index: 00:00 -- Start Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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First 90 seconds

  1. Hannah Berner· Guest0:00

    You're s- Wait, can I take my socks off?

  2. Morgan Absher· Host0:01

    Yeah. Are you gonna charge people for that?

  3. Hannah Berner· Guest0:04

    [laughs] I'm keeping them underneath. [laughs] I'm keeping them underneath.

  4. Morgan Absher· Host0:07

    I would have to blur it as you took your foot out.

  5. Hannah Berner· Guest0:08

    [laughs] We'll say, like, "If you pay another $5, the toe comes out."

  6. Morgan Absher· Host0:12

    Head over to Patreon to see- [laughs] ... Hannah's feet.

  7. Hannah Berner· Guest0:14

    Oh, that was just... It was, I was getting overheated.

  8. Morgan Absher· Host0:18

    I know. It's hard- But I need it.

  9. Hannah Berner· Guest0:19

    No, but I needed it ...

  10. Morgan Absher· Host0:20

    hard to temperature balance a little bit in here.

  11. Hannah Berner· Guest0:22

    Yeah, we're good. No, we're perfect.

  12. Morgan Absher· Host0:23

    We're, we're beyond good.

  13. Hannah Berner· Guest0:24

    [laughs] We're beyond good.

  14. Morgan Absher· Host0:26

    We're fucking set today. I don't know if I've ever had you on for an episode and been more, like, clocked in, ready to go. [gasps] Energy through the roof.

  15. Hannah Berner· Guest0:35

    Well, this is like riding a bike for us. We're like- I know.

  16. Morgan Absher· Host0:39

    [laughs] I was thinking about that today as I was getting ready.

  17. Hannah Berner· Guest0:42

    I'm a co-host.

  18. Morgan Absher· Host0:43

    You- Literally a co-host ... you're a co-host.

  19. Hannah Berner· Guest0:45

    I said, "Do you do the pod when I'm not here?"

  20. Morgan Absher· Host0:46

    I don't think so.

  21. Hannah Berner· Guest0:48

    Have you any- ever posted an episode without me?

  22. Morgan Absher· Host0:49

    No.

  23. Hannah Berner· Guest0:50

    I don't think so either.

  24. Morgan Absher· Host0:50

    No.

  25. Hannah Berner· Guest0:51

    Mm-hmm.

  26. Morgan Absher· Host0:51

    Number one co-host.

  27. Hannah Berner· Guest0:54

    [laughs] Stop.

  28. Morgan Absher· Host0:55

    I was thinking about it though, and like when you first came on, you hadn't even had a special yet.

  29. Hannah Berner· Guest1:02

    You, you were so sad and lonely.

  30. Morgan Absher· Host1:04

    I just needed help.

  31. Hannah Berner· Guest1:05

    You had no friends.

  32. Morgan Absher· Host1:06

    [laughs] I didn't know who I was.

  33. Hannah Berner· Guest1:08

    You were shivering, you hadn't eaten.

  34. Morgan Absher· Host1:10

    I was like a sad cat out in the rain. [laughs] Like, "Where's my home?"

  35. Hannah Berner· Guest1:13

    Well, we both were, like, launching our podcasts at a similar time, and- Mm-hmm ... we'd been podcasting for a minute.

  36. Morgan Absher· Host1:19

    We had, like, the same PR people.

  37. Hannah Berner· Guest1:22

    A fake cigarette. Yeah.

  38. Morgan Absher· Host1:22

    And they connected it.

  39. Hannah Berner· Guest1:23

    Yeah. Is that how it happened?

  40. Morgan Absher· Host1:25

    Yeah.

  41. Hannah Berner· Guest1:26

    And we just hit it off.

  42. Morgan Absher· Host1:27

    Just hit it off.

  43. Hannah Berner· Guest1:27

    I met your dad.

  44. Morgan Absher· Host1:27

    Yeah.

  45. Hannah Berner· Guest1:28

    Family very early on.

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