#254 - THE GOONS LOVE TO PUTT AND EAT PIZZA! (we are fat)

SwaggerSouls· Host0:00

Welcome back to the Goons Podcast, podcast with the dog in it.

McNasty· Host0:03

Yep.

Blarg· Host0:04

Podcast, nobody wants a dog We're joined here today by a special guest.

SwaggerSouls· Host0:07

Oh. [laughs] Oh my God, you're poking your dog in the eye.

McNasty· Host0:11

Sorry. Did I knock your eye out?

Blarg· Host0:12

I mean, she does have- Hi, Zoe ... she does have very large eyeballs.

SwaggerSouls· Host0:16

Welcome to the Dog Abuse Podcast, otherwise known as, as the Goons Podcast. We are here joined with a special guest, Miss Millie. Isn't that the name of your dog?

McNasty· Host0:24

Yeah, Millie.

SwaggerSouls· Host0:25

[clapping] Yeah.

Blarg· Host0:26

That's not me clapping. [howling] That's the sound of McNasty.

McNasty· Host0:29

[howling] She don't wanna be up here.

SwaggerSouls· Host0:33

Oh, all right. And that was- So did- ... the special guest ...

Blarg· Host0:37

did you just get back from golf, McNasty, or is this your vibe right now?

McNasty· Host0:40

Uh, I think I'm gonna golf after this maybe, possibly. I'm lying. I'm gonna hit my golf simulator.

SwaggerSouls· Host0:45

[laughs] You hit 'em with golf sim?

McNasty· Host0:47

Yeah.

Blarg· Host0:48

You got a golf sim.

McNasty· Host0:48

I finally finished it.

Blarg· Host0:49

On the G7, get one set up?

McNasty· Host0:50

Yeah. Took a while.

SwaggerSouls· Host0:51

Damn.

McNasty· Host0:51

Took a long time.

SwaggerSouls· Host0:52

Anything- Very annoying process And a lot of work to get right ... anything to not work.

McNasty· Host0:56

[laughs] [laughs] Pretty much, yeah.

Blarg· Host0:58

They are actually so nice, though, to not have to, like- Oh, you go into the field and- ... leave your house ...

SwaggerSouls· Host1:03

yeah.

McNasty· Host1:03

Yeah, I don't even go to the range anymore.

SwaggerSouls· Host1:04

But isn't that half of the- No point ... isn't that half the fun, to go to the range?

Blarg· Host1:07

It is until it's, like, 85 degrees out.

McNasty· Host1:10

Yeah, it's like 100 plus now right now.

Blarg· Host1:12

And you only have, like, you only have, like, half an hour, and you just kinda wanna practice a little bit, and yeah.

SwaggerSouls· Host1:17

But that's what the beer is for.

McNasty· Host1:18

Well- The beer, yeah ... the good thing about a, a simulator is it tells you, like, your ball speed, your club speed, like the angle of what you're hitting your club. Like, it just gives you, like, 100 different metrics every single time you hit the ball. So when you're at the range-