#2518 - Tim Dillon
6/24/20262 hr 45 min
Tim Dillon is a stand-up comic, actor, and host of “The Tim Dillon Show” podcast. His latest comedy special, “Tim Dillon: I’m Your Mother,” is available on Netflix.
www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow
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https://punchup.live/TimDillon
www.timdilloncomedy.com
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First 90 secondsJoe Rogan· Host0:01
Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out The Joe Rogan Experience Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night. All day.
Tim Dillon· Guest0:09
[upbeat music] When I was 13 and I was smoking, my father said that to me. He goes, "You know what's a good thing about you? You never smoke them down to the filter."
Joe Rogan· Host0:16
What a good kid. [laughs] And a, uh, what a great family. [laughs] And what a great family.
Tim Dillon· Guest0:21
My sisters smoked when we were in high school. I was always like, "God, why are you smoking? It's so stupid."
Joe Rogan· Host0:26
Yeah.
Tim Dillon· Guest0:26
And then, uh, I had to do a play once with, uh, Adam Ferrara and a couple other people, and I had to... I was supposed to play this... Something that a, a bunch of comics wrote, like a funny little sketch thing.
Joe Rogan· Host0:36
Yeah.
Tim Dillon· Guest0:37
And I was supposed to play this, like, uh, tortured liberal arts student- Yeah ... and I was, like, smoking cigarettes. So they wanted me to smoke cigarettes while I was doing it. So I smoked, like, 15 fucking cigarettes while we were doing it. And I, and I threw up. I had a fucking horrible headache.
Joe Rogan· Host0:48
Really?
Tim Dillon· Guest0:49
I was like, "Oh my God, I'm so high."
Joe Rogan· Host0:50
Wow.
Tim Dillon· Guest0:51
I'm like, my arms don't move right. If you've never smoked cigarettes at all and you just smoke 15 in a row during- Were you, like, an athlete, too? Oh, yeah.
Joe Rogan· Host0:58
Oh, so that totally fucked you up.
Tim Dillon· Guest0:59
Oh, completely fucked me up.
Joe Rogan· Host1:00
Oh, yeah.
Tim Dillon· Guest1:01
Yeah.
Joe Rogan· Host1:01
No, the first time I had a cigarette, it's so terrible, but I was like, "This is g- great." [laughs] I, my body responded. I don't know how... Like, what you had is the very normal e- experience.
Tim Dillon· Guest1:12
Well, it was just too much. One cigarette I actually liked. I was like, "Ooh, what a head rush."
Joe Rogan· Host1:16
Right.
Tim Dillon· Guest1:16
"This is kinda cool."
Joe Rogan· Host1:17
Yeah.
Tim Dillon· Guest1:17
I go, "Now I got, I kinda get it. I get why you guys like this."
Joe Rogan· Host1:20
Interesting.
Tim Dillon· Guest1:20
But I had to... We were doing this thing, and I had to always be smoking.
Joe Rogan· Host1:23
Yeah.
Tim Dillon· Guest1:23
So we had to rehearse. We were doing it all day, and I wanted to try to, like, m- feel normal with a cigarette in my hand.
Joe Rogan· Host1:29
Yeah.
Tim Dillon· Guest1:29
So I kept smoking