#250 - Swagger had a HARD time in Japan!

SwaggerSouls· Host0:00

Oh my Wajiecho. Welcome back- [laughs] ... to the Boost Podcast. Are we filming?

Blarg· Host0:05

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3· Host0:06

Yeah, we've been f- we've been filming for a bit. We have it clapped.

Blarg· Host0:08

Oh. Three, two, one.

Speaker 3· Host0:10

[claps] [imitates gong] No, no, no. No clap. Solid return clap.

SwaggerSouls· Host0:15

I added gong noise to, to accessory game.

Blarg· Host0:17

And then the little, the little, like, drum and the [imitates drum] and then they hit the bong and ooh, ah.

SwaggerSouls· Host0:22

Van- Vance the wrong, wrong country.

Speaker 3· Host0:25

Atta gay dog, Barney.

Blarg· Host0:25

Yeah, that's Chinese.

SwaggerSouls· Host0:26

Is that Chinese?

Blarg· Host0:29

That's Japanese.

SwaggerSouls· Host0:29

I've never been to China, so I can't- Da, da, da, da, da, that's a t- I thought that's Chinese.

Speaker 3· Host0:34

Yeah, I saw. They're turning Japanese. I think I'm turning Japanese. I really think so.

Blarg· Host0:37

Is it?

SwaggerSouls· Host0:38

Ya, bu, bu, bu, bu, boo.

Blarg· Host0:39

That's how I felt after my first glass of sake off the airplane, I'll tell you what.

SwaggerSouls· Host0:42

Do you, do you guys know that song, that I think I'm turning Jap- It's masturbation. It's about jerking off and cumming.

Speaker 3· Host0:48

'Cause he's like jerking off so- What?

SwaggerSouls· Host0:49

'Cause when you- ...

Speaker 3· Host0:50

he's gonna turn into a Japanese person.

SwaggerSouls· Host0:50

Yeah, 'cause when you jerk off, you look like this.

Blarg· Host0:52

[laughs] That's insane.

SwaggerSouls· Host0:56

Yeah.

Blarg· Host0:56

No way.

SwaggerSouls· Host0:57

[laughs] Yeah.

Blarg· Host0:58

No shot.

Speaker 3· Host0:59

[laughs] It's what the gay man does.

SwaggerSouls· Host1:00

That's what the, that's what the song's about.

Speaker 3· Host1:01

It'll be pretty good.

Blarg· Host1:02

No shot.

SwaggerSouls· Host1:03

Jerking off.

Blarg· Host1:03

That song is about jerking your penis.

SwaggerSouls· Host1:05

Jerking your penis, yeah.

Speaker 3· Host1:06

It's about touching your D.

SwaggerSouls· Host1:07

Or flicking the clit.

Blarg· Host1:09

Flicking the clit?

SwaggerSouls· Host1:10

The clit, the whole clit.

Speaker 3· Host1:11

Shredding.

Blarg· Host1:12

The clitoris?

Speaker 3· Host1:13

Give it a shred.

SwaggerSouls· Host1:13

Mm-hmm.

Blarg· Host1:15

Wow.

SwaggerSouls· Host1:16

Well- Tommy Gas, I bet your dick looks tiny in your hands.

Blarg· Host1:19

[laughs] Sorry, I just watched you drink that, that sodie pop. [laughs] Dude.

SwaggerSouls· Host1:25

It was fun. It was fun.

Blarg· Host1:27

[laughs] I bet, I bet you got a, I bet you got a baby dick