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#2493 - Protect Our Parks 16

5/1/20263 hr 23 min

Shane Gillis is the co-host of “Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast,” a creator and star of Netflix’s comedy series “Tires,” and one half of the sketch comedy duo “Gilly and Keeves.” His most recent special, “Beautiful Dogs,” is streaming on Netflix.www.netflix.com/title/81635847https://www.youtube.com/@MSsecretpodwww.youtube.com/@GillyandKeeveswww.shanemgillis.comMark Normand is the co-host of “Tuesdays with Stories!” and “We Might Be Drunk” podcasts. His new special, “None Too Pleased,” is streaming on Netflix.www.netflix.com/title/82155387www.youtube.com/@TuesdayswithStorieswww.youtube.com/@WeMightBeDrunkPodwww.youtube.com/@marknormandwww.marknormandcomedy.comAri Shaffir is the host of the “You Be Trippin’” podcast. His seven-episode live storytelling series, “The End,” is available now from YMH Studios.https://theend.ymhstudios.comwww.youtube.com/@youbetrippinpodwww.youtube.com/@arishaffirwww.arishaffir.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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First 90 seconds
  1. Speaker 0· Soundbite0:00

    [upbeat music] Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night. All day.

  2. Joe Rogan· Host0:09

    [upbeat music] Wow.

  3. Shane Gillis· Guest0:12

    Let's go.

  4. Joe Rogan· Host0:13

    Wow.

  5. Shane Gillis· Guest0:14

    We're back, boys.

  6. Joe Rogan· Host0:15

    Oh, yeah.

  7. Shane Gillis· Guest0:15

    We're back.

  8. Joe Rogan· Host0:16

    We are back.

  9. Shane Gillis· Guest0:17

    We're Comedy Oasis.

  10. Joe Rogan· Host0:18

    That's right.

  11. Shane Gillis· Guest0:19

    [laughs] What's the story, morning glory? [laughs] It's been almost a year.

  12. Joe Rogan· Host0:23

    Wow, it's flying by. What are we, 12 now? Is this the 12th episode?

  13. Shane Gillis· Guest0:27

    I think we're way- 16 maybe. Yeah.

  14. Joe Rogan· Host0:29

    What? Like 40.

  15. Shane Gillis· Guest0:30

    Damn, that's a lot of drinking.

  16. Joe Rogan· Host0:31

    How many times have we played Free B- Free Bird?

  17. Shane Gillis· Guest0:33

    Oh, we're playing it again. [laughs] We're playing it.

  18. Joe Rogan· Host0:36

    Over 75%.

  19. Shane Gillis· Guest0:36

    We're gonna go with the exact same episode we always do. [laughs] Yeah, we're gonna talk, we're gonna talk about coming out of the closet.

  20. Joe Rogan· Host0:41

    [laughs] Play Metallica.

  21. Shane Gillis· Guest0:42

    Yeah, play Metallica.

  22. Joe Rogan· Host0:44

    R. Kelly.

  23. Shane Gillis· Guest0:45

    So it turns out that that lady, that, that was a scam. That was fake. The lady who, uh- What? ... forced the guy to fuck her. It... Was it JP Morgan?

  24. Joe Rogan· Host0:52

    What?

  25. Shane Gillis· Guest0:53

    Yeah.

  26. Joe Rogan· Host0:53

    What?

  27. Shane Gillis· Guest0:53

    Wasn't real.

  28. Joe Rogan· Host0:54

    She was hot.

  29. Shane Gillis· Guest0:55

    Yeah, I know.

  30. Joe Rogan· Host0:55

    Was that in the last one we did?

  31. Shane Gillis· Guest0:57

    Jamie said- No, no ... it's fake, right?

  32. Joe Rogan· Host0:58

    Oh.

  33. Shane Gillis· Guest0:58

    It's fake?

  34. Mark Normand· Guest0:59

    Yeah, the news is going around that it's, like, there was, like, a... The lawsuit is not accurate apparently. It's, like, a retaliatory lawsuit.

  35. Shane Gillis· Guest1:06

    So he just claimed that she said all those things- Oh ... and she made him fuck her.

  36. Joe Rogan· Host1:10

    Damn, he's shady.

  37. Shane Gillis· Guest1:10

    What a pussy.

  38. Joe Rogan· Host1:11

    Wait, is he an Indian guy?

  39. Shane Gillis· Guest1:12

    I believe so.

  40. Joe Rogan· Host1:13

    Yeah.

  41. Shane Gillis· Guest1:13

    Gross.

  42. Joe Rogan· Host1:14

    It, it does read like an Indian guy, now that I'm thinking about it.

  43. Shane Gillis· Guest1:16

    Like a scam?

  44. Joe Rogan· Host1:16

    Like the horniest guy ever. [laughs] [laughs] [laughs] Just coming up with the hottest scene. [laughs] [laughs] She called them cannons.

  45. Shane Gillis· Guest1:24

    Yeah.

  46. Joe Rogan· Host1:25

    When she, when- Cannons ... a lady calls her tits cannons- Tits ... who... Have you ever heard of a girl call her tits

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