#2493 - Protect Our Parks 16
5/1/20263 hr 23 min
Shane Gillis is the co-host of “Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast,” a creator and star of Netflix’s comedy series “Tires,” and one half of the sketch comedy duo “Gilly and Keeves.” His most recent special, “Beautiful Dogs,” is streaming on Netflix.www.netflix.com/title/81635847https://www.youtube.com/@MSsecretpodwww.youtube.com/@GillyandKeeveswww.shanemgillis.comMark Normand is the co-host of “Tuesdays with Stories!” and “We Might Be Drunk” podcasts. His new special, “None Too Pleased,” is streaming on Netflix.www.netflix.com/title/82155387www.youtube.com/@TuesdayswithStorieswww.youtube.com/@WeMightBeDrunkPodwww.youtube.com/@marknormandwww.marknormandcomedy.comAri Shaffir is the host of the “You Be Trippin’” podcast. His seven-episode live storytelling series, “The End,” is available now from YMH Studios.https://theend.ymhstudios.comwww.youtube.com/@youbetrippinpodwww.youtube.com/@arishaffirwww.arishaffir.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 0· Soundbite0:00
[upbeat music] Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night. All day.
Joe Rogan· Host0:09
[upbeat music] Wow.
Shane Gillis· Guest0:12
Let's go.
Joe Rogan· Host0:13
Wow.
Shane Gillis· Guest0:14
We're back, boys.
Joe Rogan· Host0:15
Oh, yeah.
Shane Gillis· Guest0:15
We're back.
Joe Rogan· Host0:16
We are back.
Shane Gillis· Guest0:17
We're Comedy Oasis.
Joe Rogan· Host0:18
That's right.
Shane Gillis· Guest0:19
[laughs] What's the story, morning glory? [laughs] It's been almost a year.
Joe Rogan· Host0:23
Wow, it's flying by. What are we, 12 now? Is this the 12th episode?
Shane Gillis· Guest0:27
I think we're way- 16 maybe. Yeah.
Joe Rogan· Host0:29
What? Like 40.
Shane Gillis· Guest0:30
Damn, that's a lot of drinking.
Joe Rogan· Host0:31
How many times have we played Free B- Free Bird?
Shane Gillis· Guest0:33
Oh, we're playing it again. [laughs] We're playing it.
Joe Rogan· Host0:36
Over 75%.
Shane Gillis· Guest0:36
We're gonna go with the exact same episode we always do. [laughs] Yeah, we're gonna talk, we're gonna talk about coming out of the closet.
Joe Rogan· Host0:41
[laughs] Play Metallica.
Shane Gillis· Guest0:42
Yeah, play Metallica.
Joe Rogan· Host0:44
R. Kelly.
Shane Gillis· Guest0:45
So it turns out that that lady, that, that was a scam. That was fake. The lady who, uh- What? ... forced the guy to fuck her. It... Was it JP Morgan?
Joe Rogan· Host0:52
What?
Shane Gillis· Guest0:53
Yeah.
Joe Rogan· Host0:53
What?
Shane Gillis· Guest0:53
Wasn't real.
Joe Rogan· Host0:54
She was hot.
Shane Gillis· Guest0:55
Yeah, I know.
Joe Rogan· Host0:55
Was that in the last one we did?
Shane Gillis· Guest0:57
Jamie said- No, no ... it's fake, right?
Joe Rogan· Host0:58
Oh.
Shane Gillis· Guest0:58
It's fake?
Mark Normand· Guest0:59
Yeah, the news is going around that it's, like, there was, like, a... The lawsuit is not accurate apparently. It's, like, a retaliatory lawsuit.
Shane Gillis· Guest1:06
So he just claimed that she said all those things- Oh ... and she made him fuck her.
Joe Rogan· Host1:10
Damn, he's shady.
Shane Gillis· Guest1:10
What a pussy.
Joe Rogan· Host1:11
Wait, is he an Indian guy?
Shane Gillis· Guest1:12
I believe so.
Joe Rogan· Host1:13
Yeah.
Shane Gillis· Guest1:13
Gross.
Joe Rogan· Host1:14
It, it does read like an Indian guy, now that I'm thinking about it.
Shane Gillis· Guest1:16
Like a scam?
Joe Rogan· Host1:16
Like the horniest guy ever. [laughs] [laughs] [laughs] Just coming up with the hottest scene. [laughs] [laughs] She called them cannons.
Shane Gillis· Guest1:24
Yeah.
Joe Rogan· Host1:25
When she, when- Cannons ... a lady calls her tits cannons- Tits ... who... Have you ever heard of a girl call her tits