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#249 - SOUP IS BACK!!! OMG!!OMG!!!OMG!

5/18/20261 hr 4 min

Soup is finally back on the podcast!!

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Clips

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Pepper Spray Showdown Backstage
Green Beans On A Burrito
Even The Dog Refused
Wisconsin Mexican Food Rant
Pepper Spray, Kick, Drum Kit Down
“You Ain’t Shit” In Subway
Singing Through Pepper Spray
Should I Spill Tour Stories?
Chips And ‘Salsa’ From Hell
‘Cucumber Salad’ Crime Scene

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. McNasty· Host0:00

    Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light.

  2. Soup· Host0:10

    Okay, dude [laughs]. [laughs] [laughs] Okay. I knew that was coming. [laughs] I was waiting on it.

  3. McNasty· Host0:17

    It's Memorial Day.

  4. Soup· Host0:18

    The American flag.

  5. McNasty· Host0:19

    Well, when this comes out, it's gonna be Memorial Day. And you know what happens on Memorial Day? A bunch of people drunk driving kill people.

  6. Soup· Host0:26

    Yeah. We should write a song about that.

  7. McNasty· Host0:29

    And also, Perkins and Chickie Get You 20% off- There it is ... instead of 10% on Memorial Day.

  8. Soup· Host0:37

    There it is. There it is. There's the ad.

  9. McNasty· Host0:40

    There's the ad.

  10. Soup· Host0:41

    It turns your skin green.

  11. McNasty· Host0:43

    It does.

  12. Soup· Host0:43

    50% of people become green when you use it.

  13. McNasty· Host0:46

    We were waiting for Soup to come on to say that, and if you didn't notice, Mr. Soup, he's back. He's back to say hello to us.

  14. Soup· Host0:52

    Hey.

  15. McNasty· Host0:53

    Hello, Mr. Soup.

  16. Soup· Host0:54

    Howdy.

  17. Blarg· Host0:55

    Howdy.

  18. McNasty· Host0:55

    How you doing, bud?

  19. Soup· Host0:56

    Howdy doody, howdy doody. I'm doing good.

  20. McNasty· Host0:58

    It has been- I wish I would've- ... been a long week ...

  21. Soup· Host0:59

    feel underdressed for the occasion.

  22. Blarg· Host1:02

    [laughs] Yeah, same.

  23. McNasty· Host1:02

    I've been on my bullshit lately.

  24. Soup· Host1:04

    So- Oh ... you're just... It's just a normal day at the office So nothing's changed. Is that a cape?

  25. McNasty· Host1:09

    It is a cape, yeah.

  26. Soup· Host1:10

    I wanna see the full 'fit. What are the pants?

  27. Blarg· Host1:12

    Can we see the cape? Yeah, stand up. Oh my God.

  28. Soup· Host1:15

    Oh, you got the shorts on too.

  29. Blarg· Host1:16

    He's got the pants too. [laughs] Oh, hell yeah.

  30. McNasty· Host1:19

    I got my shorts. And then, yeah.

  31. Blarg· Host1:20

    You look like Homelander.

  32. McNasty· Host1:22

    Oh, the thing fell off. I had, like, a bandana sitting on my hat, but it just fell off.

  33. Soup· Host1:26

    More like Homo-lander.

  34. Blarg· Host1:27

    I thought you had, like, a fucking USA

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