#2484 - David Cross
4/16/20262 hr 29 min
David Cross is a comedian, actor, writer, producer, and host of “Senses Working Overtime.” His latest special, “The End of the Beginning of the End,” is streaming on YouTube.
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First 90 secondsJoe Rogan· Host0:02
Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night. All day. [upbeat music] David.
David Cross· Guest0:13
Joseph.
Joe Rogan· Host0:13
Good to see you.
David Cross· Guest0:14
Good to see you.
Joe Rogan· Host0:15
Dude, I haven't seen you in a long fucking time. When was the last time we were actually in a room together?
David Cross· Guest0:19
I... Well, I was trying to think of that. I don't know. I would imagine post Newsradio, we hung out at some point, at some show somewhere.
Joe Rogan· Host0:29
Somewhere.
David Cross· Guest0:30
But I don't know. But I do remember, uh, 'cause I did Newsradio a couple times, and we, we hung out, and I remember, I think we both... No, just you had more hair then. [laughs] Uh, I was probably already at this point, um- I was fighting to keep it ... yeah.
Joe Rogan· Host0:48
I was hanging on.
David Cross· Guest0:49
Do you, are you, do you shave or is that it? Is that bald?
Joe Rogan· Host0:51
Oh, it's... I mean, I'm bald.
David Cross· Guest0:53
Yeah.
Joe Rogan· Host0:53
If I didn't shave, I'd be bald all the way up here.
David Cross· Guest0:55
Yeah.
Joe Rogan· Host0:56
But I got a hair transplant, and it was useless.
David Cross· Guest0:59
It's... Yeah.
Joe Rogan· Host0:59
I jo- I did a joke about it. I go, "Having a hair transplant is like taking people that are healthy and moving them into a neighborhood where everyone's dying." [laughs] This is just like, "Where did Bob go?" He just fucking flew off the face of the earth.
David Cross· Guest1:12
So, uh, yeah, you'd... So you just, uh, accepted it- Yes ... and said, "Fuck it"? Yeah.
Joe Rogan· Host1:18
I should've done it a long time ago.
David Cross· Guest1:19
Yeah.
Joe Rogan· Host1:19
It's so much better, and I don't have to talk to a barber.
David Cross· Guest1:22
Mm-hmm.
Joe Rogan· Host1:22
I don't have to listen to boring fucking stories while they hold you hostage with a pair of scissors.
David Cross· Guest1:26
That's what, that's what this is. Uh, this gets me...