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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

201: Thomas Massie Election Rigged? + New UFO Video + Elon's Ex + Guest: Jason Ellis

5/25/20262 hr 48 min

Results from the Thomas Massie election look awfully funny. We discuss that, plus Chelsea Handler being decimated by logic and Shane Gillis, Theo Von responds to Joe Rogan, nuns are under attack, and Jason Ellis joins us on the pod!

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Look out for Jason Ellis' new special and check his dates at thejasonellis.com!

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Clips

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Five-Year-Old Throws Shade
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Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

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  4. Speaker 41:01

    [buzzer] Warning. Broken simulation. Broken simulation. Will Sam Trickoly.

  5. Sam Tripoli· Host1:11

    Welcome to Johnny Woodard Presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Woodard. We are in it, record time.

  6. Speaker 41:19

    Record time? This is as early as we get.

  7. Sam Tripoli· Host1:22

    We're in time.

  8. Speaker 41:22

    Five minutes late is as early as we can do it. Yeah.

  9. Sam Tripoli· Host1:25

    Well, we're in it.

  10. Speaker 41:25

    Yeah. Yeah.

  11. Sam Tripoli· Host1:27

    We're in it, dude. Come on.

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