199: Pastors Prepping For Alien Disclosure + Hantavirus + Spencer Pratt Wrecks Karen Bass
5/11/20262 hr 2 min
Government officials are meeting with pastors to prepare them for alien disclosure, according to a dude in an Afflictionesque button-down. We discuss that, plus the Met Gala is still creepy, Karen Bass is colluding with an opponent to defeat Spencer Pratt, only rich kids are succeeding in music (but is that really new?), and RIP Ted Turner.
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 00:01
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Johnny Woodard· Host0:22
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Speaker 00:28
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Johnny Woodard· Host0:53
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Speaker 20:58
[upbeat music] Warning: broken simulation. Broken simulation. With Sam Tripoli.
Sam Tripoli· Host1:10
Yes, welcome to Johnny Woodard Presents Broken Simulation, starring Johnny Woodard. We are in it. Dude, we are record pace in it.
Johnny Woodard· Host1:20
Fastest intro in the game.
Sam Tripoli· Host1:22
Cortex X-G is in it, dude, just creeping in the comment section. Can't wait to creep. Johnny, do you, are, do you think it's cool that