198: Another Trump Assassination Attempt + Erika Kirk Gets Weird + Alien Spheres + Russell Brand's Bad Week
5/4/20262 hr 19 min
There's a ton of weirdness around President Trump's would-be shooter, plus the Buga Sphere is back, King Charles visits America, Spencer Pratt has a chance, Jimmy Kimmel is in trouble (and so is Russell Brand), and so much more on this week's Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.
Go to www.brooklynbedding.com and use our promo code 'BROKEN' at checkout to get 30-percent off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else!
Go to Quince.com/BROKENSIM for free shipping and 365-day returns!
When you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code BROKEN at www.BlueChew.com!
Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos at https://ethos.com/broken. Application times may vary. Rates may vary.
More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation
Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Clips
Transcript preview
First 90 secondsSpeaker 00:00
You know what? It sucks to be bored. But when I get on my phone and play real casino games on SpinQuest.com, the time flies by. That two-hour wait at the DMV seems like 10 minutes. Play your favorite slots, live blackjack, live craps, with a live dealer. New players, $30 coin packs are on sale for 10 bucks. Play SpinQuest.com and you'll never be bored again.
Speaker 10:23
SpinQuest is a free-to-play social casino. Void where prohibited. Visit SpinQuest.com for more details.
Speaker 00:29
You know what? It sucks to be bored. But when I get on my phone and play real casino games on SpinQuest.com, the time flies by. That two-hour wait at the DMV seems like 10 minutes. Play your favorite slots, live blackjack, live craps, with a live dealer. New players, $30 coin packs are on sale for 10 bucks. Play SpinQuest.com and you'll never be bored again.
Speaker 10:54
SpinQuest is a free-to-play social casino. Void where prohibited. Visit SpinQuest.com for more details.
Speaker 20:59
[upbeat rock music] Warning: Broken Simulation. Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli.
Sam Tripoli· Host1:10
Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Woodard. We are in it. The f- we get in it the fastest.
Speaker 01:20
[sighs] Yep.
Sam Tripoli· Host1:22
Dude, should we call Guinness Book of Guinness Records?
Speaker 01:24
[laughs] That's a classic. That's classic BS.
Sam Tripoli· Host1:28
We should call them and go,