196: Iran Blockade 4D Chess + Sam Joins The Big Leagues + Bob Barker's Legacy Under Attack
4/20/20261 hr 55 min
We talk Trump's blockade switcheroo in Iran, Eric Swalwell being naughty, Bob Barker's legacy, AI improvements, and the President as Jesus (or is that a doctor?).
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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
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Speaker 10:27
This universe is calling.
Speaker 20:29
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Speaker 30:49
[buzzing] Warning: broken simulation. Broken simulation with Sam Tripoli.
Sam Tripoli· Host1:00
Welcome to Johnny Woodard Presents Broken Simulation, starring Johnny Woodard. We're in it. 12:23, Illuminati confirmed. Illuminati confirmed, Johnny.
Johnny Woodard· Host1:13
That's three- You take the three, the two two.
Sam Tripoli· Host1:15
There you go. Skull and bones, Johnny. Your plan is working.
Johnny Woodard· Host1:20
You used to say skull and crossbones. That's how you know you- Skull- ... want skull and bones, 'cause you used to say... That it took you forever to s- not say skull and crossbones. Uh.