#186 - Ari Shaffir
6/22/20261 hr 46 min
Ari Shaffir returns to the pod to discuss his extensive travels through exotic foreign jungles, looking exactly like the guy that you don’t wanna room with at a hostel, the idea of a straight dude who’s super into saunas, extreme fluctuating kush tolerance, defiling the beautiful innocent Stavvy’s World backdrop, and much more. Ari and Stav help callers including a guy who found out the busty babe from the gym that he’s been hooking up with is married, and a woman whose grandmother has fallen in love with a Keanu Reeves impersonator who uses AI pics.
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First 90 secondsStavros Halkias· Host0:00
[upbeat music] Ba-ba. Welcome everybody to Stav's World. [00:08] 904-800-STAV. Call in, we'll solve your problems. Very exciting episode, from the jungles- [laughs] From the jungles of the, of the Amazon.
Ari Shaffir· Guest0:14
Kind of, yeah.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:15
We... [laughs] Yeah.
Ari Shaffir· Guest0:15
I mean, for a little bit.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:16
Yeah. [laughs] We've just found Ari washed up on the, on the Hudson River. [laughs] [laughs] Shipwrecked.
Ari Shaffir· Guest0:23
Yeah.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:23
[laughs] He was trying to sail across the Amazon through the back of the ocean.
Ari Shaffir· Guest0:27
On one of those jet skis- [laughs] ... and then I, I, I wrecked right at the end.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:30
[laughs] We have Ari Shaffir here. [applause] He put, he just put out The End, his last big storytelling show, a show that he's had a lot of different versions of.
Ari Shaffir· Guest0:41
Yeah.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:41
Uh, the Comedy Central, it was called... What was it called?
Ari Shaffir· Guest0:43
Comedy Central called This Not Happening.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:45
This Not Happening, then the untitled Ari Shaffir storyteller show- [laughs] ... which was just a- It's a spite name ... legal loophole.
Ari Shaffir· Guest0:50
A spite name.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:50
[laughs] Because Comedy Central fucked him in the ass and took his IP. [laughs] Uh, so he was like, "Well, fuck you, I'm gonna do it anyway." And it was pre- it was still good. And this one, The End, very good, a great line- a hilarious line-up. I remember I was doing something. I wanted to do it so bad.
Ari Shaffir· Guest1:04
You were doing something. I wanted you on really bad.
Stavros Halkias· Host1:05
But I think, I think I was doing maybe Tony the movie. When, when did you, when did you shoot it?
Ari Shaffir· Guest1:08
This was about a year ago, April. So it's like- I was on- Yeah, it was like- Yeah ... so it would've been like March or February, and you're like, "Fuck, hold on. Ah, I don't think-" I was on tour- Yeah ...
Stavros Halkias· Host1:16
and then I had to do Tony right afterwards. That's exactly what happened.
Ari Shaffir· Guest1:18
Have you ever done a live one?
Stavros Halkias· Host1:19
A live what?
Ari Shaffir· Guest1:20
A live- Special? No, Ari's storytelling show, whatever, under whatever name.
Stavros Halkias· Host1:24
No, I did Big Jay's show once.
Ari Shaffir· Guest1:26
That's crazy. I've never even imagined on a live one.
Stavros Halkias· Host1:27
And I've just never do it. I don't have that many fucking stories.
Ari Shaffir· Guest1:29
I