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REAL AF with Andy Frisella

1028. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Posts Wild Image Of Alien Arrest, Two Navy Jets Crash & 3 Teens Arrested For Random Shootings

5/19/20261 hr 25 min

On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Trump sparking concern as he posts a wild image of an Ai generated image of an Alien in chains at a US Army base, 4 crew members ejecting safely after two Navy jets crash during an air show in Idaho, and 3 teens arrested for at least 10 'random' weekend shootings across Austin.

Clips

You Don’t Get The Win
The Tax-Time-Life Math
Why Elections Keep Failing
Why Teen Chaos Spiked
Not Every Country Survives
Don’t Cut Corners, Win

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Speaker 0· Soundbite0:00

    [hip hop music] Yeah. Went from sleeping on the floor. Now my jewelry box froze. Fuck a bowl, fuck a stove. Counting millions in a coat. Bad bitch, booty swole. Got her own bankroll. Can't fold, that's a no. Headshot, case closed. Closed What is up, guys?

  2. Andy Frisella· Host0:17

    It's Andy Frisella, and you are listening to the show For The Realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruise, the motherfucking internet. That's what we're gonna do. That's what CTI stands for. It stands for Cruise The Internet. Let's just get right into it, man. All right? Don't forget, we are the biggest show in the world that does not run ads, and the reason we do that is because I don't wanna listen to anybody tell me that I'm saying things because someone's paying me to say them. All right? So, do us a favor and help share the show, all right? Don't be a hoe.

  3. DJ· Host0:55

    Share the show.

  4. Andy Frisella· Host0:56

    What's up?

  5. DJ· Host0:58

    What's up, doc? What's going on, man?

  6. Andy Frisella· Host1:00

    Nothing.

  7. DJ· Host1:01

    Yeah?

  8. Andy Frisella· Host1:01

    What's up with you?

  9. DJ· Host1:02

    Got your specters on up there?

  10. Andy Frisella· Host1:03

    Oh, yeah, my specters. [laughs] Yeah, my specters. [laughs] I'm getting old, bro.

  11. DJ· Host1:08

    No, you're all right, dude.

  12. Andy Frisella· Host1:10

    Yeah.

  13. DJ· Host1:10

    You still got some time. You know what I'm saying?

  14. Andy Frisella· Host1:12

    My fucking, my s- my specters.

  15. DJ· Host1:13

    Yeah. Do you, do you wear... You don't... You, you have reading glasses, but you don't really wear them though.

  16. Andy Frisella· Host1:19

    Yeah.

  17. DJ· Host1:19

    Yeah, yeah.

  18. Andy Frisella· Host1:20

    Yeah, but I'm starting to realize that I need them.

  19. DJ· Host1:21

    Dude, I'm getting like that too, bro.

  20. Andy Frisella· Host1:22

    Yeah.

  21. DJ· Host1:23

    Like, I'm not even... Like, sometimes I catch myself, I'm like- Yeah ... you know what I'm saying? Like, shit, dude.

  22. Andy Frisella· Host1:26

    Yeah. It didn't hit me, it didn't hit me until recently, but

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