1026. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's China Trip Chaos, Senators Agree To Go Without Pay & Tennessee Shooting Suspect Charged

Young Dolph· Soundbite0:00

[singing] Yeah. Went from sleeping on the floor, now my jewelry box froze. Fuck a bowl, fuck a stove. Counting millions in a coat. Bad bitch, booty swole. Got her own bankroll. Can't fold, that's a no. Headshot, case closed.

Andy Frisella· Host0:16

What is up, guys? It, it's Andy, and you are listening to The Show for the Realest. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruz of the motherfucking internet. That's what we're gonna do. That's what CTI stands for, it stands for Cruz the Internet. So we put topics on the screen, we speculate on what's going on, have a couple laughs, make fun of these idiots in the world, and then talk about how we, the people, can fix these things going on, all right? Uh, we're just gonna stop right there.

DJ· Host0:48

Yeah.

Andy Frisella· Host0:48

Just remember to pay the fee.

DJ· Host0:49

That's right.

Andy Frisella· Host0:50

All right? The fee is very simple. Uh, share the show out for us, guys. We don't, we don't run ads on this show. We're the biggest show in the world that doesn't run ads. We do this as a, as a service to hopefully make your day better, hope you, m- make you learn, make you think, make you laugh a little bit. And, um, I don't want you thinking I'm getting paid to say the shit that I say. 'Cause let's be real, if I was, I probably wouldn't get paid very long. [laughs] That's the truth. Uh- We'd be owing money. [laughs] That's right. [laughs] So, uh, do us a favor, man, and help us grow the show. The show only grows if you guys share it, so don't be a hoe.

DJ· Host1:27

Share the show.

Andy Frisella· Host1:28

All right.

DJ· Host1:29

What's up, dog?