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REAL AF with Andy Frisella

1025. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Plans To Suspend Federal Gas Tax, Hantavirus Cruise Ship & Shane Gillis Infuriates Chelsea Handler

5/12/20261 hr 28 min

On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Trump planning to suspend the federal gas tax as the Iran war hammers Americans, passengers starting to disembarking from the Hantavirus cruise ship in Spain's Canary Islands and Shane Gillis infuriating Chelsea Handler with jokes about her support for Israel and ties to Epstein at Kevin Hart's roast.

Clips

Eighteen Cents Is Insulting
Decoding Netanyahu’s Pitch
Tired Of Being Lied To
Send War Hawks’ Kids First
We’re All ‘Feds’ Now
Calling Out Rand Paul
Shane Torches Chelsea
The Next Pandemic Play
Assassins Are Manufactured
Shane Gillis’ Era

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Speaker 00:00

    [rap music] Yeah. Went from sleeping on the floor. Now my jewelry box froze. Fuck a bowl, fuck a stove. Counting millions in a coat. Bad bitch, booty swole. Got her own bankroll. Can't fold, that's a no. Headshot, case closed. Closed, closed What is up, guys?

  2. Andy Frisella· Host0:18

    It's Andy Frisella. And you're listening to the show For the Realists. Say goodby- I almost forgot. [laughs] Say goodbye to the lies and fakeness and delusions of reality.

  3. DJ· Host0:28

    Okay.

  4. Andy Frisella· Host0:29

    Yeah, I'm all over.

  5. DJ· Host0:30

    Yep.

  6. Andy Frisella· Host0:30

    Just fucking start the show, DJ. Jesus.

  7. DJ· Host0:33

    Well, let's- Don't be a hoe ... share the show.

  8. Andy Frisella· Host0:35

    All right.

  9. DJ· Host0:35

    Hello, children. There we go.

  10. Andy Frisella· Host0:36

    Man, I've been working all day.

  11. DJ· Host0:37

    Hey, bro. It...

  12. Andy Frisella· Host0:38

    [clears throat] It's been, like, three weeks straight of events every day.

  13. DJ· Host0:41

    Dude, I was about to say, it's, it's been a- Yeah ... it's been a- It's been a stretch ... it's been a stretch I'm tired.

  14. Andy Frisella· Host0:45

    Forgive me.

  15. DJ· Host0:46

    I'm tired, Grandpa.

  16. Andy Frisella· Host0:47

    Yeah.

  17. DJ· Host0:48

    It's- My, my 180 IQ is now 160. Well, I mean, that's still good, though.

  18. Andy Frisella· Host0:52

    That's the point.

  19. DJ· Host0:54

    That's... Oh, I see what you, I see what you did there. [laughs] I'm over here calculating fucking numbers. Yo, man, what's going on, dog?

  20. Andy Frisella· Host1:01

    Nothing, man.

  21. DJ· Host1:01

    Yoke Fest back in action?

  22. Andy Frisella· Host1:03

    I'm getting there.

  23. DJ· Host1:04

    Yeah, bro.

  24. Andy Frisella· Host1:04

    Getting there.

  25. DJ· Host1:05

    Bro, ribs and dick this summer, dog.

  26. Andy Frisella· Host1:06

    That's it. That's it, this is, that's what, uh, that's, that's the theme of the summer, actually.

  27. DJ· Host1:10

    That's right.

  28. Andy Frisella· Host1:11

    Ribs and dick.

  29. DJ· Host1:11

    That's right.

  30. Andy Frisella· Host1:12

    Summer '26.

  31. DJ· Host1:13

    [laughs] Oh, that j- that's it. Plate's full.

  32. Andy Frisella· Host1:15

    That's, that sounds- [laughs] ... sounds a little gay. [laughs] [laughs] Summer '26, ribs and dick.

  33. DJ· Host1:21

    Ribs and dick.

  34. Andy Frisella· Host1:23

    Which comes first?

  35. DJ· Host1:24

    [laughs] Yeah, well, nobody said in that order, you know what I'm saying? Uh- I mean, if you ask Bill Cosby, it was something else.

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