1021. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Assassination Attempt Charges, Food Stamp Recipients Driving Lambos & JPMorgan Executive Sexually Abused
5/1/20261 hr 34 min
On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss shooting supspect Cole Allen making an absurd argument for why he should walk free despite the Trump assassination attempt charges, food stamp recipients driving Lambos, and the JPMorgan Executive who allegedly drugged junior male employees.
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 00:00
[hip-hop music] Yeah. Went from sleeping on the floor, now my jewelry box froze. Fuck a bowl, fuck a stove. Counting millions in a coat. Bad bitch, booty swole. Got her own bankroll. Can't fold, that's a no. Headshot, case closed.
Andy Frisella· Host0:16
What is up, guys? It's Andy Frisella, and this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ- Cruise the motherfucking internet ... that's what we're gonna do. That's what CTI means. It means Cruise the Internet. That's where we put topics on the screen, we speculate on what's going on. Uh, we have a couple laughs, and then we talk about what we, the people, need to do to solve these problems going on in the world. If your first time listening, watching, we have shows within the show, all right? Today, we're gonna do CTI. You're gonna find out all about that. Sometimes we have Real Talk. Real Talk is just 5 to 20 minutes of me giving you some real talk. Sometimes we have Q&AS. Those come out on Mondays. That's where you can submit questions and we give you the answers. DJ can tell you how you can submit your questions to be answered live on the show.
DJ· Host1:03
Yeah, guys. Hand-write these questions and then mail them direct me, uh, to this email address, askandy@andyfrisella.com.
Andy Frisella· Host1:10
You better not say that- [laughs] ... 'cause people will try to do it.
DJ· Host1:12
[laughs] They do. They do. They already do. [laughs] Yeah, no. Email your questions in, guys. You can also click the link in the description below and submit them there, or, uh, you can comment them in the comment section of the Q&AF videos on the Tube.
Andy Frisella· Host1:24
Thank you.
DJ· Host1:25
You're welcome.
Andy Frisella· Host1:25
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