06/23/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 💉 THE OZEMPIC MEAN GIRL & 🩲 ASAP ROCKY’S THONG DEBACLE
6/23/202626 min
We’re diving into the absolute drama of Homie Helpline, where a listener is ready to cancel a girls' trip because her friend lost 100 pounds on Ozempic and transformed into a total "mean girl" baddie online! 💉💅 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are breaking down the heartbreaking attack on a local street vendor and how the community is rallying to support her family through this tough recovery. 🌮❤️ In Chisme with Angie, we investigate ASAP Rocky’s "thong" that his company now claims was just a "mic pack"—even though they are conveniently selling the thongs now! 🩲🤣 We also uncover the legendary news that Barack Obama was out here as a community organizer scoring tickets to Tupac shows back in the '90s. 🎤🇺🇸 Finally, we hit Studious Fool to discuss why nobody is having fun anymore, leading to Concrete’s hilarious confession about his secret life as a "bird god" watching over his bird feeder. 🐦😇
[Edited by @iamdyre 💉]
Chapters
(00:00) Chisme
(2:08) Rap Sheet
(3:32) Petty Police
(7:01) Homie Helpline
(15:22) Don't You Know I'm Local
(20:15) Studious Foo
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Clips
Transcript preview
First 90 secondsSpeaker 10:00
Geico presents a 30-second podcast between your podcast. Today's story is shared by one of our listeners. It's called Betrayed by Bill. It was in that moment I caught who was staring back at me in betrayal, or more like, what? My insurance bill. [gasps] It was in that moment I caught who was staring back at me in betrayal, or more like, what? My insurance bill. With trembling hands, I grabbed my phone and switched to Geico, saving about $900 in the process, and never to be betrayed again. [laughs] Now, that was bloody riveting.
Speaker 30:26
It feels good when the story ends with savings. It feels good to Geico.
Kiana0:29
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B-Real· Soundbite0:58
Highlights of Brown Bag.
Angie· Panelist1:00
Zula, come here.
Letty· Host1:02
Man, what's going on? Damn.
B-Real· Soundbite1:05
Cheesemation with Angie.
Letty· Host1:07
Okay, you guys, I got an update for you. So remember, like, a couple of wee- maybe two weeks ago, actually, I came on and I told you guys, like, "Oh my God, A$AP Rocky was seen in his con- uh, was seen performing with a thong"? Yeah.
Vic· Host1:19
Yeah.
Letty· Host1:20
Well, now his creative company, um, AWGE, came out and said pretty much, like, "Ha, got you guys" because they put it on Twitter saying, "You know what?