06/12/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 💃 THE SHAKIRA STUNT DOUBLE & 🍫 THE $700K CHOCOLATE COIN SCAM
6/12/202630 min
The crew is dissecting the "sus" World Cup opening ceremony where fans are convinced a sunglasses-wearing stunt double took Shakira’s place on stage because she didn't have her signature "chickenpox mark"! 💃🕵️ Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re helping a homie named Edwin handle a "Paraguay Princess" who swiped his tickets but is currently leaving all his dinner invites on read. ⚽️💔 The Homie Helpline gets chaotic as an actor calls in to suggest Edwin builds a "roster" of ten girls to avoid getting his feelings hurt by one baddie. 📞🔥 Money Moves recaps the ultimate scammer-get-scammed moment involving a $700K "gold" delivery that turned out to be nothing but chocolate coins! 🍫💰 Finally, we react to Tracy Morgan’s brutal comments about teachers having a "ceiling" and Young Jock's ongoing beef with T.I. over those six-year-old "broke" rumors. 🏫🎤
[Edited by @iamdyre 🧟♂️]
Chapters
(00:00) Chisme
(2:19) Rap Sheet
(4:21) Homie Helpline
(21:25) Chisme
(25:29) Money Moves
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Clips
Transcript preview
First 90 secondsSpeaker 10:00
Highlights of Brown Bag Dude, come here.
Vic· Host0:03
Man, what's going on? Damn. Cheesemation with Angie.
Angie· Panelist0:08
Okay, you guys. Tracy Morgan's being straight up rude to the teachers, or who knows, maybe you might agree with him, okay? So Tracy Morgan, if you guys don't know, he's a comedian and actor, right? He was actually sitting down with Marcello Hernandez, which is also a c- a comedian.
Vic· Host0:23
Mm.
Angie· Panelist0:23
I know him a lot from SNL, right?
Vic· Host0:25
Yes. Mm-hmm.
Angie· Panelist0:25
And so Marcello was pretty much sharing that in school he would get a l- he would get in trouble a lot because he would talk a lot, right? And that's when Tracy went in on teachers saying, like, "You know what? I pretty much don't d- don't respect them."
Vic· Host0:38
They told me I did mischief in school.
Concrete· Host0:40
No, they didn't understand you.
Vic· Host0:42
Mm-hmm.
Concrete· Host0:42
You had a sense of humor.
Vic· Host0:43
Mm-hmm.
Concrete· Host0:44
And they couldn't control that.
Vic· Host0:45
True.
Concrete· Host0:45
So I gave that to you.
Vic· Host0:46
And now look it, I'm getting paid for mischief.
Concrete· Host0:48
And they still making minimum wage. You know how much them teachers probably making right now?
Vic· Host0:52
Man, not enough.
Concrete· Host0:53
And I can't stand teachers. You know why? [laughs] Because they have a ceiling, they have a limit. That's all they ever gonna be.
Angie· Panelist0:59
Ouch.
Vic· Host1:01
[laughs] That sucks. Marcello tried to, like, clean it up.
Angie· Panelist1:03
Yeah, like- He's like, "Yeah, not enough" Not enough.
Vic· Host1:05
And then [laughs] he's like, "Yeah, they suck, don't they?" [laughs] [laughs] They have a ceiling. He thought he was agreeing with him.
Angie· Panelist1:09
Yeah.
Vic· Host1:09
They have a ceiling. [laughs] Yeah, he must... Like, some, uh, p- uh, teachers must have really pissed him off back in the day.
Angie· Panelist1:15
Tracy.
Vic· Host1:16
Tracy, yeah. Like, he feels, like, very, like, "Ar, I hate you guys so much."
Angie· Panelist1:20
Yeah, but I mean, we all have that one teacher that maybe they were mean or rude to us or whatever.
Vic· Host1:24
Oh yeah, Miss Hanson, yeah. She could- Yeah, see?
Angie· Panelist1:25
But it's like y- you don't have to go- Mm-hmm ... and disrespect all the teachers and saying all that stuff.