06/11/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: ⚽ THE WORLD CUP ANTHEM PREMIERE & 🥖 THE 5,000-YEAR-OLD CAVEMAN YEAST
6/11/202620 min
The Brown Bag team are taking over the pitch with the world premiere of their official World Cup anthem, and the crew is convinced it’s a bigger hit than the Thriller album! ⚽🎤 We are roasting Rick Ross for getting "cooked" after being spotted trying to hide while flying commercial—can the "Biggest Boss" really be seen in a public airport waiting area? ✈️💼 The Homie Helpline gets messy as a caller reveals her ex-brother-in-law is out here calling her sister a "lesbian cheater" to cover for his own boring dating habits. 💔🤫 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are sounding the alarm on scientists using tax dollars to make $300,000 T-Rex leather bags and sourdough from 5,000-year-old caveman guts! 🦖🥖 Finally, we hit Shoot the Jay to break down OG Anunoby’s legendary game-winner for the Knicks and his hilarious, failed attempt to channel his inner Kobe Bryant. 🏀🐍
[Edited by @iamdyre ⚽]
Chapters
(00:00) Rap Sheet
(3:39) Scrolling
(10:17) Homie Helpline
(13:19) Money Moves
(16:20) Play Ball
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Transcript preview
First 90 secondsGreg C· Host0:00
Highlights of Brown Bag.
Letty· Host0:02
If it's hip hop.
Vic· Host0:03
Hip hop.
Letty· Host0:04
You know Lefty's on.
Vic· Host0:05
There I go.
Greg C· Host0:06
Rap sheet.
Letty· Host0:07
Let the set go. Oh, Rick Ross.
Vic· Host0:10
What you know is about T-Pain. T- T- T- T- Pain. I got a fresh hat up, yeah, fresh outfit. Busta had a parking lot on Saturday.
Letty· Host0:19
Oh my gosh. The music is so fire, bro. Yeah.
Vic· Host0:22
T-Pain.
Letty· Host0:22
Uh, fans are trolling Rick Ross because he reportedly, allegedly, was spotted in a waiting area of a commercial flight. We can't let rappers be real rappers anymore, and maybe it might be his fault. Yeah. Because he does claim himself to be the biggest boss. Mm-hmm. Didn't he just say he's a boat? The biggest of all time. Oh, yeah. Yep.
Vic· Host0:42
Mm-hmm.
Letty· Host0:42
He was showing off in his pool, like a $4,000 pool. Uh, what is it? What are those things? Inflatable. Yeah. From Louis Vuitton.
Vic· Host0:50
Oh, that Louis Vuitton one? Yeah.
Letty· Host0:51
Louis Vuitton. Uh, and he's just the guy, like, you know, he said, "Oh, with this, this diamond ring o- of on my forefinger, I'm-a slap 50 Cent." Yeah. So he's kind of been in that little- Big talk ... little rollout of like, "You can't do it like me, I'm Rick Ross."
Vic· Host1:04
Mm-hmm.
Letty· Host1:04
Yeah. Ugh. And he was caught, not just at the airport- Mm-hmm ... but also hiding in the airport. Ooh. Like, what's that fool's name that was trying to hide in Nobu?
Vic· Host1:14
Oh.
Letty· Host1:15
Oh, Kevin Durant? Yeah. [laughs] Like hanging out in the tree.
Vic· Host1:17
Yeah.
Letty· Host1:17
Rick Ross in the airport, bro. We're giving it to you.
Vic· Host1:20
Ah, no.
Letty· Host1:20
Yeah, dude.
Vic· Host1:21
I feel bad because it's like he's being shamed for doing normal things.
Letty· Host1:24
Yeah.
Vic· Host1:24
You know what I'm saying? But he does- What? ... rap about opulence.
Letty· Host1:27
Yes.
Vic· Host1:27
Luxury.
Letty· Host1:28
In his home.
Vic· Host1:29
You know?
Letty· Host1:29
Like private jets