04/27/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 👯♂️ THE GYM BRO’S SISTER THROUPLE
4/27/202633 min
The squad dives into the high-stakes news of Cole Thomas Allen’s failed shooting attempt at the White House dinner and Trump’s heated interview where he blasted a reporter for reading the shooter's manifesto. We’re mediating a "crazy" Homie Helpline where Lalo hooked up with his ex and a mystery girl who turned out to be his gym bro's sister, leading to a debate on whether to "take it to the grave". NBA star Brandon Ingram learns a tough lesson after calling GloRilla "annoying" to the press, resulting in a public "lighting up" and a change in behavior. Megan Thee Stallion officially dumps Klay Thompson for "light-skinned brother activities" and refusing to be monogamous after nine months of dating. Finally, the crew gets heated over the LA Rams GM wearing a Colorado Avalanche jersey in the middle of an LA playoff series, sparking a "sellout" vs. "owner loyalty" debate.
[Edited by @iamdyre 👹]
Chapters
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local
(5:41) Petty Police
(9:07) Homie Helpline
(25:27) Chisme
(29:22) Play Ball
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 00:00
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Donald Trump· Soundbite0:22
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Speaker 20:52
Highlights of Brown Bag.
Donald Trump· Soundbite0:54
What's up? This is B-Real from Cypress Hill.
Angie· Co-host0:57
Cypress Hill.
Donald Trump· Soundbite0:58
Where are you from, ese? Don't you know I'm local?
Speaker 41:01
[laughs] Very, very serious news that happened over this weekend. I'm talking about the White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting, and this has to do with a Torrance man by the name of Cole Thomas Allen. He's 31 years old, lives at home with his parents, and apparently- No ... went to Cal State Dominguez Hills.
Vic· Co-host1:20
Oh, geez.
Speaker 41:20
He graduated with a master's in mechanical engineering. Uh, previous j- occupations that he had is video game developer, a tutor, and of