01/03/2026
2/28/20261 hr 13 min
Writer: Liz John Director: Kim Greengrass Editor: Jeremy Howe
Brian Aldridge … Charles Collingwood David Archer … Timothy Bentinck Helen Archer … Louiza Patikas Lilian Bellamy … Sunny Ormonde Alice Carter … Hollie Chapman Chris Carter … Wilf Scolding Susan Carter … Charlotte Martin Rex Fairbrother … Nick Barber Chelsea Horrobin … Madeleine Leslay Tracy Horrobin … Susie Riddell Akram Malik … Asif Khan Jazzer McCreary … Ryan Kelly Kirsty Miller … Annabelle Dowler Hannah Riley … Helen Longworth Lynda Snell … Carole Boyd Finlay … Mark Bonnar
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First 90 secondsLynda Snell· Panelist0:00
You're listening to The Archers Omnibus from BBC Radio 4.
Jazzer McCreary· Panelist0:04
[upbeat music] [laughs] Good night, was it?
Speaker 30:22
Amazing, yeah, from what I can remember.
Jazzer McCreary· Panelist0:26
Tea in a pot, then.
Speaker 30:27
Oh, cheers, Jazzer.
Jazzer McCreary· Panelist0:29
You just missed your ma. She was waiting to talk to you.
Speaker 30:33
Oh, no. Was I noisy coming in last night? [laughs] Sorry.
Jazzer McCreary· Panelist0:37
Ah, don't worry. I was due to the world, me. No, no, she wanted to tell you something.
Speaker 30:41
What?
Jazzer McCreary· Panelist0:42
Nick to the Bull and see her later, eh?
Speaker 30:44
I ain't nipping nowhere, not when I'm looking like this. You can tell me.
Jazzer McCreary· Panelist0:50
Well, I've got my in news, Chelsea.
Speaker 30:52
What, about my hairdressing horse box?
Jazzer McCreary· Panelist0:55
My mate says he'll see to the engine as soon as he's back from his holidays.
Speaker 30:58
Really? Well, ta, but it's not my horse box, is it, unfortunately?
Jazzer McCreary· Panelist1:04
Well, that was your ma's but in use.
Speaker 31:06
Jazzer, my head's pounding way too bad to run round Ambridge, so tell me, then I can go back to bed and die.
Jazzer McCreary· Panelist1:12
Well, we reckon we might have found a way to help you with the money.
Speaker 31:17
Sorry?
Jazzer McCreary· Panelist1:18
Well, you know I got a pay rise in January, which really pained Martin.
Speaker 31:21
[laughs] Yeah.
Jazzer McCreary· Panelist1:23
Which means I can cover a bit more of the rent in this place.
Speaker 31:25
So?
Jazzer McCreary· Panelist1:27
So your ma's got some